loggin in after like 2 years to this is p cute lmao
Phones with only one pussy are classist “ohh you can charge your phone and use headphones if you got Bluetooth” you got Bluetooth money???
Please don’t call the ports that
fruit salad
*deep voice* yummy yummy
i am so gentle and kind hearted
and stupid
i want a song on reputation titled ‘bleach’ that’s entirely dedicated to taylor swift giving negative fucks circa april 2016
“To me, fearless is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, fearless is having fears. Fearless is having doubts, lots of them. To me, fearless is living in spite of those things that scare you to death.”
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby